Q&A with Steve Steinman, Entertainer

What three words best describe you?

Hard-working, loyal, confident.

Who was your childhood hero and why?

Evil Knievil. He was the first stunt showman.

What was the first record/CD you bought?

Tiger Feet by Mud.

What is your favourite film?

Animal House.

What is your pet hate?

Reality TV.

What is your favourite word?

Rubbish.

And your least favourite word?

Too rude to say.

If you were choosing a last meal, what would it be?

Steak and chips.

If you had one wish what would it be?

To be 20 again.

What do you wish you were good at?

I’m good at everything.

If you had a million pounds to give away what would you do with the money?

Cancer research.

If you could meet anyone from history, who would it be?

Winston Churchill.

If you had a time machine where would it take you?

To the 1950s.

What was your most embarrassing moment?

Falling off stage.

If you were stranded on a desert island what luxury would you choose to have with you?

A boat to get off.

If you owned a company what kind of company would it be?

Vampires Rock Ltd!!!

Who was your first love?

My wife.

What would never leave home without?

My pants! And money.

If you could make or change any law, what would it be?

Ban X Factor.

What was your first job?

Hairdresser.

If you could take over someone’s job for the day, whose would you pick?

Head of TV programming.

If you had a superpower which one would you want?

Read minds.

What worries you the most?

What’s for tea.

What is your proudest moment?

Seeing my boy win his first motocross race.

What one thing could change society for the better?

Get national service back in for two years.

Do you have any children?

One boy, one girl.

What is the most common misconception about you?

I am a millionaire.

Is it ever acceptable to break the law?

Yes, but what law are we taking about?

What’s your guilty pleasure?

Wine.

What has been your biggest achievement?

Playing at the London Palladium and doing an area tour