NOAH (Nutty) Kelly is a children’s entertainer from Weston-super-Mare who has appeared on TV Britain’s Got Talent and entertains holiday makers at Center Parcs. He will be appearing at Sarum Academy in Salisbury on Saturday.

What three words best describe you?

Magic, music, mayhem.

Who was your childhood hero and why?

Robin Williams.

What was the first record/CD you bought?

Weird Al’s Eat it.

What is the radio/television show you hate to miss?

Phineas and Ferb.

What is your favourite film?

Airplane!

What is your pet hate?

Text speak.

If you had a million pounds to give away what would you do with the money?

Hand it out to random strangers.

If you could meet anyone from history, who would it be?

Leonardo da Vinci.

If you had a time machine where would it take you?

The future.

What was your most embarrassing moment?

Hasn’t happened yet.

Is there someone well known you’ve met who really impressed you?

Geoff Barrow from the band Portishead.

If you were stranded on a desert island what luxury would you choose to have with you?

Playing cards.

If you owned a company what kind of company would it be?

A company that provides fab entertainment shows.

Tell us about a pet you own or would like to own.

I love my dog Pixie, a suluki greyhound cross. I’d love to own a monkey – wouldn’t everyone?

What would never leave home without?

Clothes.

What is your party trick?

All sorts, it’s kind of my job to be that guy.

If you had a superpower which one would you want?

X-ray vision.

What worries you the most?

Life.

What is your proudest moment?

The relationship I have with my kids.

How did you meet your significant other?

School reunion.

What’s your guilty pleasure?

Dancing when no one is watching.

What question do you think we should ask the next person to answer these questions?

Do you really want to answer these questions?